Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

church is a nerd and only wears contacts

ryanhaywoop:

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Posted 19 hours ago

i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

I’m American

and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

(Source: yugoslavic)

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

dazily:

I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”

Posted 19 hours ago

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption

(Source: docktahwatson)

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

karenhurley:

Giphoscope: The awesome customisable analog gif player!  Excerpts are taken from an iPhone video.  

I want one! Via

Posted 19 hours ago
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Posted 20 hours ago

punishandenslavesuckers:

fictional01:

Fanart for Rae's lovely fic about Tucker having some badass Sangheili tattoos. Implied they might enjoy some fanart an I want to give back to someone who writes really entertaining stuff even if this is kind of terrible and rough and dumb hipster stars. \o/ I love fics that cover Tucker’s alien adventures. 

I don’t know any Halo lore and I didn’t know if the runes mentioned in the fic were anything specific? Looked up Sangheili languages and decided to go with the quasi look of forerunner runes I found googling??? I don’t know I’m sorry this is lame.

*SHRIEK* *SHRIEKS FOREVER* *SHRIEKING NIGH INTO ETERNITY*

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Posted 20 hours ago

socialismandnakedpeople:

itwascanon:

professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I WAS NOT

HTE GIF FITS SO WELL IM FUFCKCING

reminder

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Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
Posted 20 hours ago

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.