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dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

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mirror:

Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

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crustycrocs:

laughyourheadoff:

trust fall prank

“I’M FALLING TRUST ME”

I think this is my favourite video on Tumblr.

hdiejeveifiej

I’m crying

“I got you”

YES YOU DO 

MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

(Source: videohall)

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

Posted 3 days ago

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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sexyphancake:

spiderinthecupboard:

Dog has to try very hard to click the subscribe button. But dog knows it`s worth it. Dog says you should click that subscribe button too. Arf!
#GetPhilTo2Mil

subscribe here !! ^-^

sexyphancake:

spiderinthecupboard:

Dog has to try very hard to click the subscribe button. But dog knows it`s worth it. Dog says you should click that subscribe button too. Arf!

#GetPhilTo2Mil

subscribe here !! ^-^

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roxasheart7:

officialgavinfree:

decided this (from November of 2012) needed to be brought back because with the influx of new fans i realized not everyone knows Ryan’s story

he did not become mad when he trapped Edgar in glass

he did not become mad when he was crowned king

oh no my children he’s been mad for a very long time

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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basementcat:

RT Recap: Love letters [x]

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